Corrupt and sleazy entrepreneur Cetto La Qualunque comes back to Italy and "jumps into politics" lest his law-abiding opponent, Giovanni De Santis, is elected as mayor.
Cetto La Qualunque
Gerardo "Jerry" Salerno
Carmen La Qualunque
Pino 'O Straniero'
Carmelo "Melo" La Qualunque
Falso Invalido
Geometra
Comito
Ragioniere
Isabel De Los Santos detta Cosa, la compagna sudamericana